This took place years and years ago, when my parents were still together and I lived with them. I’ve had trouble sleeping off and on throughout my life, and that night I woke up all of a sudden in my room. I don’t remember if this is what woke me up, but I could hear creaking and voices from somewhere in the house.
As I got up to listen, I quickly realized what I was hearing: my parents having sex. Loud, energetic sex.
As I crept up to my bedroom door and opened it slightly, the sounds were even clearer. My bedroom was down two halls from my mom and dad’s room, but I could hear my mom moaning and their bed creaking and squeaking plain as day.
Being a hormone-filled and curious kid, I of course started to tiptoe out of my room down the hall. I remember getting wetter the longer I listened. My dad’s a pretty good looking guy, and I’d have to be blind (and I’m this case, deaf) not to notice how hot my mom is. She has gorgeous legs, pretty brunette hair, a brilliant smile, and natural breasts that have fluctuated from big Cs to 34Ds.