I [F]ucked my landlord to skip last month’s rent

Are real stories allowed on this sub?

I usually don’t have money problems. I work at a bar, and on a good night I get tipped out more than I make in salary, especially if I don’t wear a bra and put on the “ditsy bartender” act. I have pretty big boobs to begin with, and acting slutty all shift is a turn-on… so it’s a win-win. Usually I do just fine. I rent a nice apartment in Providence, overlooking the water, right up the street from work.

But, all of that came to an end in March, when my bar closed on account of COVID-19. And I got screwed out of an unemployment check thanks to a glitch in the paperwork that I still haven’t figured out (I’m a bartender, not an accountant… sue me.)

So I paid my March rent with my last paycheck, and I decided I wouldn’t worry about it. Lockdown couldn’t last more than a couple weeks, right? It was a little boring, but at first it was just an inconvenience. I invested in a nice new glass dildo, I named it Melvin, and I spent *a lot* of quality time with Melvin in April.