Sex Genie

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Do you have weaknesses?

I have a weakness.

I’m a sucker for any mildly captivating get rich quick scheme.

This month, my scheme is treasure hunting via metal detector.

I went out and spent an embarrassing amount of money on this metal detector that was on this infomercial late at night.

I wanted to live the days of my youth and see if I could watch one of those old sexy commercials for old time’s sake, but that wasn’t the case.

I was enraptured in treasure hunting. I was convinced I was going to be Indiana Jones. Except with a lot of money.

I was going to find some random dirty old coin, show it off to some pawn shop/antique person/whatever and be on my way to fame or fortune.

But this was not the case.

I was stuck.

There on the beach.

With my sunglasses on. And a really mediocre wardrobe that only Tom Selleck could pull off.

What can I say, I thought I was going to get dirty and find treasure.

And I’m still waiting.

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