This is a story about how I became interested in picking up women and pleasing them. Mum was actually my stepmum, but I called her “Mum” just the same. I think the first time it happened, we were watching a film called “My Man Godfrey” and a scene came about where a butler carried a fainted woman over his shoulder for an extended period and up some stairs. I could not explain what happened to me, but I wanted to see what it felt like to lift a woman. I started to dream, what would it be like to lift my mum? Eventually, I got some courage.