Sexy Knights

Chapter 1

I guess it would have been nice to live through this story. Oh well. Want to hear it?

So there I was, facing down an ugly dragon spawn. They really are ugly, like human babies. Wrinkled, smelly, and temperamental. This bastard was going to kill my damsel in distress. You know how hard it is to find a good damsel? I was not going to have to use another temp agency damn it! This one would make it out alive!

The fifteen foot tail whipped around like a caged tiger and I was super lucky that they had reduced the armor at my stomach and shoulders. My upper chest was covered, my vital organs behind high grade mithril. The shield I had was engineered for dragon combat, only really designed to shed flames and blunt glancing blows. There was a really cool temporary water spell that would discharge upon dragon breath. It had two charges and I hoped it would be enough to get around this fat chubby girl. I mean dragon.