[MF with a second male not sexually involved] The Horny Hobbit (no actual hobbits) [voy, cuck]

“I like the *Horny Hobbit*,” Mark said. “The story’s sick.”

I rolled my expressive blue eyes. Mark always went for the fantasy, harem-style stories. “How do you do bukkake with three women and one guy?”

“It’s fantasy Bethany. He had a magic cock that spurts semen continuously.” Mark simulated stroking his cock, rocking his up and off the basement couch. Then he made a gesture with his hands that looked suspiciously like the spirit fingers used by Sparky in the first *Bring it On* movie.

I laughed. “Are you simulating a climax or coming up with a new cheer camp routine?”

“Asian bitch!” Mark said, putting a Slytherin style emphasis on the “s” in Lebanese. “Watch yourself or I’ll show you exactly what the hobbit did to the elf girl.”