Author: imIntoWeirdShtuff

Ome of my favorite threesome experiences, a bit lengthy…

So, I was dating a girl a few years back. We had an open relationship which was quite amazing and I’d ended up making out/messing around with most of her single friends from time to time on drunken nights. The first time she and I had a proper threesome was with her friend, K, on K’s 32nd birthday.

Now, gf, K, and I had messed around before but never went all the proverbial way. We were with a group of folks at a concert and all quite inebriated as that was the style for the evening. My gf suggested her, K, and I get a hotel room afterward. Hey, I’m all about that life.

I’ll gloss over how FUCKING impossible it was to find a hotel room. INCLUDING AT ONE OF THOSE RENT BY THE HOUR JOINTS BECAUSE IT’S “ONLY TWO TO A ROOM.”

Well, we finally found a hotel. I had an ounce of mushrooms on me which we were going to split(not the whole thing, mind you. Maybe a little less than a slice each). The entire way to our room gf and K and making out, both grabbing at my dick, taking their shirts off in public and lifting their skirts, etc. Quite the scene. Read more »

The first time I knew I loved cock as much as I loved pussy…

So, this all happened November 1st of 2014. I was dating this girl who had been completely groovy with me being polyamorous. So much so that I’d messed around with her and a couple of her best friends on random evenings fueled by psychedelics or club drugs(more on that stuff another time.)

Anyway, a friend of my gf’s was having his annual halloween party that night. I was dressed as Green Man of IASIP fame. I’d gotten word from homegirl and her two friends I drove to the party that the likeliness of an orgy was whatever the opposite of zero was.

As we drove there I had my girl in the front seat sucking my pulsing cock, while her two friends were in the backseat in various stages of undressing and reaching up to give a hand when requested or on their own momentum.

We stopped to grab beers and condoms en route. I can still rememember, with a smile, homie behind the counter looking at me ringing up a large pack of condom while these three chicks were running their hands all over me. Fucking nirvana. Read more »

I(33m) tried on my FWB(23f) one night. Discovered a new fetish…

We were hanging out drinking and smoking the recreationals. She asked if I wanted to try on a pair of her panties she’d brought over. Theis black lacy number that didn’t cover the asscrack or asshole at all. I jokingly obliged and my cock got so fucking throbbing erect almost immediately and didn’t go down the entire night in spite of all the substance uptake.

I have a piss fetish too so, fair warning before you continue reading. We were standing in my kitchen drinking a beer and talking. She was wearing the “hey honey” negligee she’d brought and I was in nothing but her panties and and a smile. I started pissing with my rock hard dick tucked upward into these pantie’s meager wasteband while we were just casually chatting. It went all over me and all over the floor for a bit since I’d been drinking and hadn’t used the bathroom for a bit. Peeing with a full on erection is fucking difficult as hell. She carried on like nothing was out of the ordinary and then stepped up next to me and brought me next to her. We started making out as my piss drenched us both. Her, me, the panties I was wearing, her barely there negligee, the floor. Read more »