Cheaters Sometimes Prosper [mf] [mmf][mm]

Author’s Note: This is a very old story that I wrote, and honestly I was pretty much a virgin at the time. But I just want to get some content out there to share. So I hope you enjoy.

“Damn it.” She moaned to herself, more in self pity than anything else. Her one bottle of vodka was now empty. “You were just full.” She said, and she knew her words were probably slurring a bit. “Well, now what do I do?” She asked the empty kitchen. She knew she shouldn’t have started drinking, but especially not drinking alone. She would have been with her friends if she hadn’t agreed to move half way across the country for her stupid husband’s job.

“Fuck it, Robert.” She said trying to drink from the empty bottle. She loved her husband, of course she did, but lately she wondered just how much longer she could keep living with him. The guy was hardly a man sometimes. He would never get mad at anyone or anything. No matter how much something or someone deserved his anger.

Bro Job [MM]

“So you really think a man can suck cock better than a woman?” Jay took another drink from his beer and laughed softly. His blue eyes sparkled mischievously in the low-lit bar.

“Dude, it’s a generally accepted belief that guys who suck dick are better at it than most women.” I followed suit and sipped from the ale in front of me. “Guys have cocks, so it stands to reason that we know how to properly suck them. It’s logically really, I know how I like my cock sucked so I know how to do it better.”

“I see the logic, but I don’t know if I can get behind the idea of another guy sucking my dick.” He sighed. “Although it’s been forever since any girl has gone down on me.”

“Mandy is sucking your cock?” I laughed, perhaps a little too loudly, the couple at the table over gave me a weird look.

“Shit, bro, since April we’ve only fucked once. And honestly she wasn’t that into it.” He sighed and drained the rest of his beer, which had been at least half-full. “She tells me it’s because of hormones or some shit, I don’t know.”