Author: GypsiesDykesnThieves

Where do I begin? Will I regret getting this detailed? Maybe. But I have to document it before I forget.

I [21f] was traveling over the Labor Day weekend for family things. One thing lead to another, and I had the hotel room to myself. Obviously, this opens up opportunities for me, you know?

I’m Tindering on the DL throughout the weekend. It’s fun to check out the strangers in a new place, I dunno. I matched with some really cute girls but ultimately decided to change the settings to men. First man I see is absolutely *fine.* 48, tall, lean and tattooed, thick, dark hair with flecks of white, very well groomed grey/white beard. *Nice* smile. Super nerdy and geeky too. I questioned whether I should “super like” or not–I ended up opting for a regular like. (I am too anxious to super like, to be honest.) I was crossing my fingers we would match that night. We matched the next morning. He sends the first message. I reply. I’m now questioning if I should be frank with him and double message.

*I’m only here for another night. When would I ever see him again?* Read more »

It’s been what, five months since we last hooked up? He was the first man I’ve had sex with. (For reference, he is 42, and I am 21.)

Maybe his ears were burning, but I was thinking about one of the times we hooked up before I went to bed.
The next night he messages me. We start to catch up. Message on and off with small talk..you know how it goes.

He mentioned one of my posts about how I am more dominant with certain men. My visceral reaction was total embarrassment, hahah. I immediately deleted a couple of posts that night. I didn’t know he still had my Reddit!! He said he checked it occasionally. So, now I’m wondering what his initial reaction was when he realized the posts were about him! He joked he wanted to write about it from his point of view. (Honestly…you should)

I let him know I’m back home for a few days (definitely hoping to see him, admittedly). Well, things panned out the way I wanted them to. I went over there last night. We sat in the hot tub, talked, made out for a bit, then moved up to the bedroom. Read more »

It’s been a few months for me. So, I said fuck it, and turned my Tinder from “Women” to “Everyone.” I don’t check my account too frequently, so I had a lot of people to swipe through. One man, however, caught my eye.

40, salt and pepper beard, probably tall (or at least taller than me. I’m short.), and a nice head of dark hair. I swiped right on him literally because he looks like Joel from The Last of Us and was pleasantly surprised when we matched.
We eventually meet up for a hike. I bring my dogs. I usually want to meet a potential partner in a public space before hooking up. You never know what you’re dealing with when you summon men from the internet.
My assumptions were correct. Over 6 ft. I think the thing that took me aback the most was he also *sounded* like Joel from The Last of Us? Same southern accent and slightly extended vowels. Similar timbre.
I didn’t get a weird vibe from my dogs about him, so after parting ways we talked about meeting up the next weekend. Read more »

aka: How I met my FWB.

This summer was a little wild, I’ll admit. Call me Donna Sheridan because I fucked three men this summer.

I moved back home with my parents due to the virus and finished up my grueling semester online. Taking physics and organic chemistry in person and switching to online lectures was not an easy task.

It was March, and I was bored and horny. I hadn’t fucked since my one night stand in February. I decided to turn change my Tinder settings from “Women” to “Everyone.” Started swiping. I don’t typically swipe right on men, but when I do, it’s usually a match and I am still surprised *every* time. Little did I know this swipe would turn into a great few months..

I swiped right on a man in his early forties. Dark hair, pretty outdoorsy. Clearly divorced. He messaged me a few minutes after. I remember my bio said “swipe right for animal facts” or something of the sort. I told him about how rabbits are coprophages. One thing lead to another and we started talking about our sexual histories. Teased him about my Reddit account. I told him I’ve never had sex with a man, but if I did, I’d want him to be older. He fit the bill. Read more »

“I could have sex tonight.”

I sent this message a couple days ago. It was true.
I just moved back to campus. My FWB is pretty far away now. I’ve been thinking about him a lot, admittedly. I saw this picture of him rock climbing and his muscles on his arms. *Fuck.* I remembered what it felt like to grip onto his biceps while I was completely blissed out, head thrown back, and my eyes rolled so far back into my head.

I recently matched with this man in my college town. 1mi away. Pretty attractive. Older, of course, because that’s what I go for. I talked with him for a couple days and eventually moved to Snapchat. I saw he had 58 for his snapscore. Clearly got the app for hookups, haha.
It had been three weeks since my last “bender,” if that’s what you want to call it. I’ve honestly become kind of a slut this summer. I had sex with two different men in the same week. I had one over for the night and had plans to hike with my FWB (and fuck, obviously) the next day. Two days after that I saw the first man again. Read more »