It’s a fairly hot day in August, and I am invited over to my boyfriend’s family party, it’s like a baby shower or something, and I barely make it there. I am wearing a lot of pink eye shadow, orange lipstick, I’ve got long messy blonde hair, and a pink miniskirt with a skin tight white t-shit that you can see my lingerie through. My ass and titties are fat. The outfit was an after thought, I was just distracted by putting on my new make up and forgot to pick out something cuter. Into the backyard of my soon to be sister-in-law’s relatives? I’m not sure how they are related, but they are, anyway, you’re the first person to greet me and my boyfriend.
Time passes, I charge my phone on your back porch. My boyfriend points out some potted plants up there, and you’re grilling up there within ear shot. I go, “Oh, look, some cute… Weed plants?” We laugh. I walk down and notice how big your feet are; I carry on for some time thinking about how big your cock must be. You call us both over soon after that, offer us edibles. I refuse, because I don’t to get to high and act like a crazy slut. Me and my boyfriend are going to the bathroom together after that, and I wet down my shirt in the sink to get a stain out of it, but, really, I kind of just hope the boys can see through it, I hope they get horny for me. See, I’m a crazy slut.