A question for the Men! Did you wife ever tell you….

How she lost her virginity? When I ask my buddies about these just about all of them think they were their wife’s first.

Even if they met in college or after! Can’t believe how naive guys can be.

What did she tell you when you asked?

Asian Massage Parlor Suprise

Hey All- Thought I’d share a crazy situation that happened to me at an Asian Massage Parlor a couple weeks ago.

I stop by the same place a couple times a month and see my regular girl CoCo, she is a 43 year old chinese gal with ok english. She is very pleasant, gives a great massage and always finishes me off by hand. Doesn’t make a big deal about it and I truly believe she does not do this for everyone.

The place is pretty nice, more of a day spa that wealthy house wives would go; than a jack shack full of truck drivers. Nothing wrong with jack shacks, lord knows I have been to many of them but this place isn’t like that.

So about two weeks ago I call at around 10 am and ask the receptionist if CoCo is working on this particular day, she was and I book an appointment for 4 pm, like I have done dozens of times before. So I show up a couple minutes before 4 and the receptionist tells me CoCo had to run to her kids school and is running late but gives the option to wait 15-20 minutes or go with another therapist. I was really looking forward to getting my big balls drained by my chinese jacker, so I was quite disappointed but I had to get home soon for a kids basketball practice as I am the coach.