Shoulder Tappers (XX-Rated Comedic Erotica)

Shoulder Tappers

As I walked into the liquor store I spied two fresh barely legal females, a slender late teen, and her stocky friend,they were approaching random people , clearly they were shoulder tapping. I went and got my four pack, a pint of rum, and rolling papers.

As I exited the store the two moved into an area were they would intersect my path.

“Mister?”

“Yes young lady.”

” We’ve just about given up on finding someone generous enough to get us some supplies to take to a back country party.”

“You need a booze buyer?”

“Yes we do, beer, schnapps, wine cooler, and Jagermeister.”

“Well I just might be your broker today young ladies. Just what’s in it for me?”

“You could keep any change… ”

“I’m fine for money Miss. So I’m willing to put myself into a position to get arrested, and fined for buying booze for minors.”

” Hmm Um… ” The strawberry blonde started . ” Well what would be sufficient to persuade you to help us Mister?”

” First, my name is Earl. Second… just how bad do you want supplies?”

Hello. Chose your own adventure erotica writers exercise.

What do you ask the person commisioning the custom story?

I ask theme, genre, fetish, scene, and character concept. I often ask what their online browser keywords are on porn, or erotica sites.

Then I sketch draft it like pitching a D and D campaign to players.

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Shoulder Tappers 

As  I walked into the liquor store I spied two fresh barely legal females, a slender late teen, and her  stocky friend,they were approaching random people , clearly they were shoulder tapping. I went and got my four pack, a pint of rum, and rolling papers.

   As I exited the store the two moved into an area were they would intersect my path.

  “Mister?”

“Yes young lady.”

” We’ve just about given up on finding someone generous enough to get us some supplies to take to a back country party.” 

“You need a booze buyer?”

“Yes we do, beer, schnapps, wine cooler,  and Jagermeister.”

“Well I just might be your broker today young  ladies. Just what’s in it for me?”

“You could keep any change… ”

“I’m fine for money Miss. So I’m willing to put myself into a position to get arrested, and fined for buying booze for minors.”

 ” Hmm Um… ” The strawberry blonde started . ” Well what would be sufficient to persuade you to help us Mister?”

” First, my name is Earl. Second… just how bad do you want supplies?”