While you were out I had phonesex in your apartment. -True confessions of a pest control operator. [Mf] [Mast] [Str8]

I had phonesex in your apartment while you weren’t home while I was supposed to be working. And it was amazing. -Pest Control

A few years ago I was a pest control operator servicing the metro area. Most of the time I stayed extremely busy. Busier than I ever wanted to be really. But in the winter things slowed down a lot and sometimes I would find myself with a lot of extra time on my hands after finishing an appointment. One day I did something so incredibly sexy hot and totally risky I still get turned on thinking about it or talking about it.

I had a lot of large accounts with large apartment complexes where I serviced about 100 apartments every 3 months on a rotating schedule. Units to be serviced were given a written notice 24 hours in advance to let tenants know I would be in their apartment. The management gave me the keys to the units and most of the time sent a maintenance man with me knocking on doors letting people know we were coming in to work. Sometimes we’d go in a unit and it was obvious people forgot we were coming. They’d leave out their bongs, sex toys, sex swings, all sorts of personal stuff people don’t want you to know about them. Every now and again we’d accidentally walk in on people having sex, or there would be some college girls running around in just their underwear getting ready for class. It was such a socially exposing job. To be all up in other people’s shit. Sometimes if people left a joint or a bong and some weed out- we would smoke it.