It was the eve before Halloween and in my haste to buy candy, pick out a costume and plan a party, I completely forgot to get some decorations! “I know!” I said to myself, I’ll go down into the woods and pick up some leaves and old twigs; it’ll make for a festive fall collage. In the words, I forage for creepy-looking twigs, orange leaves and anything I can use in my collage. Suddenly… I see a glistening object peaking out of the leaves. I slowly grab it and pull it out. “Holy shit” I thought… “this is a fucking dildo. It’s wooden, but looks brand new”. I suddenly get the eerie feeling that someone is watching me; I look around, but no one is there. It was getting dark, so I decided to head home.
That evening at my Halloween party, my friends complimented me on my creative fall collage. “That’s so cool” one of them remarked, “Where did you get those leaves? They look so bright and orange” “Oh, I went into the woods right behind my house. You guys wouldn’t believe what I found while I was out there”
“What did you find?”