“So, a racist group of Islamophobic WHITE MALES!!!! has taken up guns against ISIS!” – Cenk moo-ed out from his chair in the Young Turks studio.
“That’s right Cenk…” – Ana affirmed her Ottoman Overlord’s opinion. – “…this horrendously racist group are calling themselves The Brotherhood of White, and they’ve so far, killed 3 ISIS members.”
“THREE?!?!?!?!??!?” – Cenk shrieked out. “THREEEE!!??!?! AND FOR WHAT?!?!? JUST BECAUSE THEY HATE MUSLIMS!! THEY HATE ALL MUSLIMS!!”
“I agree 100% Cenk.” – Ana said. – “And I really wish these fat fucks would just get off the stage.”
“RIGHT?!?!”
The cameras were shut off and the show concluded.
“ALRIGHT THAT’S IT FOR TODAY!!” Cenk spat out his words. “YOU CAN GO HOME ANA!”
“Thank you Cenk!” – Ana bowed to Cenk the Hutt and went down to her car. “Time for a nice, long bath.” She thought to herself.
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-Somewhere in Istanbul-