Have you seen Pokemon? These female trainers. I wish to date them. I know that they are not real, but I like their passion, the way they train their Pokemon.
Wouldn’t it be great if I was one myself? Having fun dealing with cool animals and go on an adventure. In this real world, we have to struggle with real goddamn jobs, get licked by bosses, coworkers, and family conflicts when you get home. Not to mention when you have bills and taxes to pay. And Sam Hill knows what other issues they get into…
Man, some of these Pokemon girls are hot. They are cute, and I love how they dress. Hilda is my favorite girl.
First of all, Hilda and I train pokemon and advise each other and whatnot. Second, we become friends, Third, it goes intimate… like, more intimate than Brock’s flirting.
As time passes by, when Hilda becomes 30-ish, I’d ask her to have sex with me.