Just for fun, here’s a little anecdote I originally shared on Twitter. It’s fun to tell it in a Twitter-style format, so I am reposting it that way. Enjoy.
Marked “Fictional” because technically, I am a ficton, and people get snippy. I didn’t mark it Mdom/Fsub or NC because I didn’t actually DO anything.
Just to set the stage: I am an S-Class Meta specializing in, well, mind control. (Of course it sounds bad when you say it like that.) Since the Legion of Purity has NO sense of humor, *technically* I’m a supervillain.
Original Tweet:
gia· May 16, 2020
fuck sex !! can i lay in bed with you and practice my evil laugh
My reply thread:
This reminds me of a tip that I’d like to share: if you condition your minions to start having quaking orgasms when you do your evil laugh, it will really fuck with the heads of heroes who manage to breach your lair. Their faces, oh my God their faces when they realize.
My minions are only for decoration, recreation, and comic relief, obviously if your minions actually serve functional anti-hero defense purposes you should take that into account.