Most of the details are true, just aggregated into one fantasy evening:
Jodi and Kathy lived across the hall from my tiny, dingy college apartment. They were working girls of no special means, but were fun to party with now & then. Kathy was a pretty blonde with a boyfriend, while Jodi was a bigger girl with a pretty face, and with an earth mother’s full figure. On this particular evening we were all sitting on the couch in my minimalist living room, a bit buzzed on some mild pot that we got our hands on, and a six pack of beer.
At one point, getting up go to the bathroom, I walked past Jodi. She was focused on Kathy, animatedly talking about something, when at the worst moment; her hand swung around and hit me in the testicles. Both ladies, and my balls, recoiled in embarrassment. Stooped over just a bit, I tried to play it off and fake limped to the bathroom. I could hear them fussing a little bit, and talking, but understood nothing they said. As I got back to the living room, Kathy, with a funny smile, walked passed me on her way to the bathroom.