Look, I know what you are thinking. You’ve heard the stories, how we’ll jump anything slightly male-shaped in a heartbeat– hell, you’ve even seen the proof of our supposed ‘promiscuity’ in the many half-elves that walk around these days. But let’s get one thing clear, alright? **Elves are not lewd!** There is absolutely nothing to suggest that elves, regardless of gender, are easier to bed than humans or halflings, and it is *certainly* not true that almost all elves can get off by having the tip of their ears rubbed just right. I– I mean, that’s– there’s a little more to it than that! And so what if we *can*? It’s not like there is anything wrong with enjoying your own body, and it’s not like I’ve ever done it in the middle of a conversation with a human while imagining what his cock would taste like, trying to keep my face neutral because stroking the pointed tip of my ear with two gentle fingers was making me so wet that I had to fight not to squirm, and the image of him bending me over and plunging that thick cock into my tight elven snatch was making it hard to concentrate on what he was saying–