I came home from work, like I would any day and on my way into the house I see my back yard tree, standing tall as ever. I try to ignore it but some time well making dinner I look out and see it, lustfully I head outside and pull down my pants.
There is a woodpecker hole in the tree, I have a wood pecker for that hole… As I slowly thrust in I notice my dick growing twitchingly larger. Thrusting more and faster I get to a full fuck and well the splinters hurt, I keep going.
I cum into the tree but I’m not done yet, I pull out a large amount of lube and poor it on a branch then turn around and slowly ease it into my tight ass, it fits in disturbingly well and as I thrust back and forward I have an anal orgasm so intense I leak cum.
9 months later a new tree starting growing in my yard, its the same color as my hair… I wonder if its incest if its really a tree? This one is younger and I cant seem to resist the urge!