I may have my vices, but drinking and driving has never been one of them. Because of this, one of my favorite bars while in college was a little pub within walking distance of my house where my friends and I could all go get as trashed as we wanted and then stumble home. It was further away from campus and more in the residential part of town, so there were a lot of older patrons mixed in with the college kids. I normally kept to my group of friends, but one night I wound up talking with one of these older women and things got weird.