I don’t know why every guy i meet complains about having a wife. Having a wife is amazing.
For starters, i mean eventually they quit arguing with you or doing that one thing you don’t like. Could take months, years, but eventually they get worn out on it, right? I think every woman works that way. To tell you the truth though, i’ve only ever been with Molly.
She’s a staunch feminist, we met in college and hit it off. We liked to talk and just kept talking (and fucking) right through college and into marriage.
When we first started having sex, i remember that she started out just like you’d expect: don’t cum in my mouth. Don’t play with my asshole. I’m not shaving. Don’t give me a hickey. Don’t pinch my nipples – don’t do this, that, anything but put a condom on. I never dared to suggest taking that off, even though she was on birth control.
Jane is lovely, i thought to myself, but she is uptight when it comes to sex. I didn’t let that stop me from loving her though, and well, here we are 10 years later.