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I’m Jimmy [M48] married, 2 kids, a comfortable, safe, life; that I hate

I’ve been recuiting a new personal assistant for a few weeks. Recruitment is tedious and it makes me hate people. No, I don’t owe you anything. I’m going to pay you so you can live. Say thanks and move on with your life. From the employer side, when you come with a laundry list of demands it tells me you’re going to be painful and you exclude yourself from our recruitment process.

I don’t read resumes but I was told she was a marketing guru. Melissa came into the interview all confidence and bravado. She wore a classic grey suit with a knee length skirt, suit jacket, ironed white shirt with plenty of starch, black stockings and black high heels. Her below shoulder hair was tied back in a ponytail. The black rimmed glasses completed the secretary look. I gotta admit I wanted to fuck her hard.

She walked into the board room full of style and comfort. Which was unusual, most people are intimidated by the view of Sydney harbour from the 48th floor of our offices. She didn’t quaver or baulk, she didn’t hesitate or shrink. All good signs in a team member. She put her hand on her hips. Read more »

Back on solids [mf]

I’m Jimmy [M48] married, 2 kids, a comfortable, safe, life; that I hate. I hired a woman, sorry a they, recently. Elyse [34] has some very liberal ideas. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a prude by any stretch of the imagination. But she had some pretty strong attitude. I say ‘she’ and ‘had’ on purpose, I don’t think they would mind anymore.

It started on her first day, she came in to the office at 9:46 and complained about the train, then complained about the rain, then spent 20 minutes in the kitchen making coffee, then complained about needing almond milk because it was the only sustainable practice and she actually tipped a brand new entire container of milk down the sink making loud gagging noises and pretending to vomit. Everyone was looking at her like she had two heads.

I spoke to Kate, the head of HR, about the lack of doing any work, the show that was disturbing the entire office vibe, and that somebody had to go get more milk now. I suggested she get a verbal warning and have the milk deducted from her wages. But Kate promised she was some guru of sales automation, not to fret it, and that she would handle it. I trust Kate. She’s good at her job.So I let it play out. Read more »

My sons bratty girlfriend blackmailed me

I’m Jimmy [M48] married, 2 kids, a comfortable, safe, life; that I hate. My elder son is twenty at university but he still lives at home. He’s a good young man, and I know that it’s not going to serve him well. He’s one of these polite guys that opens the door for his girlfriend, let’s her wear his hoodies, doesn’t swear, rarely gets angry, basically the opposite of me.

It doesn’t mean I don’t love my son, I just know nice guys finish last. I know that he fawns over Jodi with a disgusting puppy love. I think she genuinely loves him too, but any time a girl has a guy like that she needs a bull too.I’m a retired soldier and gangster, I fight anyone at the drop of a pin, I’m opinionated and rude to everyone, I tell people the truth to their faces. Whatever, I is what I is.

I’ve seen the way Jodi tests him, and he folds every time. She’ll kiss him and look me in the eyes while she’s doing it. I keep explaining to him he needs to put a leash on it or she’s going to want another dick, but my son is who he is too and he keeps buying her flowers and all this other simpy behaviour any time she ‘gets angry’ at him. Uggh 🙄 Read more »

private story about the public incident

I’m Jimmy [M48] married, 2 kids, a comfortable, safe life, that I hate. I work too much mainly to avoid going home. I don’t really like work either, it’s a sacrifice I make for my children. I hate work-from-home the most. My annoying wife is there. So I catch the train to work in Sydney CBD most weekdays. It takes 45 cathartic minutes which is fantastic alone time to meditate, read a book, listen to music, or just sit and think watching the world go by.

One of my favourite things about catching the train is the different women and seeing how sexy they wear their clothes. There’s this woman I particularly like I see every morning. We are always on the same carriage and every day we look at each other a lot. I mean a lot. We always smile at each other and she doesn’t mind when I look at her body and I let her eyes ravage me too. Her name is Kate, sometimes we have a little conversation, but I was comfortable leaving it on simmer, as she also wears a wedding ring. Sometimes she’ll turn her phone around and show me her nude pics or in some hot lingerie thing. Read more »