Yum: First post! (Real conversation I’ve had on Reddit. Emojis used to protect the innocent *or not so innocent ?*.)

Hi guys! So as you can see…. This is my first post in this subreddit. I’ve been wanting to post here but, wasnt sure, what, exactly ?. Anyway, let’s get to the porn, I MEAN PLOT! Let me know if I should post more or not. Thanks!

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?: Goddamn you’re sexy I’m jealous of whoever gets to play with you

?Ughhhh I wish. I’m usually all alone in my bed at night. Have to keep it warm all. By. My. Self.

?: An ass like that, alone?! Seems like a damn crime

?: YES and I know exactly who I want to arrest Imao mne

?: I’d let you put cuffs on me

?: Ooh wish I had frame to cuff you to. Let me have my WICKED way with you lol

?: What would you do to me if I was cuffed?

?: 0000H I’m sure there’s at least a couple things I could but where to start

?: Anywhere you want.

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