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I have a double date scheduled with my work girlfriend, Shannon, and her husband. Shannon and I talk all the time but I’ve never met her husband before. I reach her house to carpool with them to the restaurant. When I arrive, Shannon is still deciding which shoes to wear as she complains about her husband always being late. “Would you mind nagging that oaf to speed up?”
I head upstairs cautiously, calling his name but getting no response. I come up to the door to the master bedroom, which is slightly ajar. I peek my head in. The door to the bathroom is also open just wide enough to give me an angle on a steamy window, which shows the faint reflection of a dripping wet nude man drying up with a towel.
“Tom?” I shout sheepishly. “You there?” “Oh, hey, Sarah,” you smile calmly and push the bathroom door wide open to reveal a gorgeous naked man drying himself.