I’ll Stop the World and Fuck with You (Chapter: 3) [FM] [timestop][ENF][huml]

# Chapter 3: Appetite for Mischief

Once the bell rings it’s finally lunch time, so I go to the dining hall, a large room filled with an even larger assortment of stereotypes and cliques. Jocks, cheerleaders, nerds, emos, they’re all here, eating and talking, enjoying their thirty-minute break between lessons. It’s not hard to spot Chris along with the collection of leather wearing, hair-dyed, “rebels” she hangs out with. Principal Cummings, a friendly, middle-aged man, patrols between the aisles. He is quite loved among the student body, known for being more caring than strict, and frequently getting involved with students directly on a case by case basis.

Miss Davis’ classroom is at the opposite end of the school from the dining hall, and she of course insists on using every minute of classtime up until the bell, so most days the lines for food stretch nearly out the door by the time I arrive. I let out a disappointed sigh, realizing that I could have just stopped time to arrive sooner and beat the crowd, but then it dawns on me: it doesn’t matter when I arrive if I can grab my food, and even eat, on my own time. I take a step outside the cafeteria so no one will notice me and be startled by my sudden disappearance. I make my way through the lunch line, grabbing food as I go, trying not to bump into any frozen students.

I’ll Stop the World and Fuck with You (Chapter: 2) [FM] [timestop][ENF][huml]

# Chapter 2: Hot for Teachers

I am so thrown off by the incident earlier I hardly register where I am until see the obnoxious history teacher, Miss Miller, standing in front of the class. She’s certainly not annoying to look at. She has a petite build, with big thick-rimmed square hipster glasses over her rounded face, curly brown hair cut fairly short, and really distinctive green eyes. No, what makes Miss Miller obnoxious is her personality. Fresh out of college, she considers herself the hottest and coolest teacher of the school. She insists students call her by her first name, Suzanne, and she peppers her lectures with unfunny, sometimes downright cringeworthy ‘slang’ and memes, acting like she’s the funniest, quirkiest teacher around. The highlight of any lesson of hers is when she starts talking about her boyfriend, who, according to the tales, is totally cool and hip and everybody loves him. Looking past Miss Miller, I see a photoshopped picture of Emperor Augustus dabbing projected onto the board. This lecture’s going to be a long one.

I’ll Stop the World and Fuck with You (Chapter: 1) [FM] [timestop][ENF][huml]

# Chapter 1: Not a Typical Morning

I woke up to the sound of my alarm… again… Having already snoozed it twice this morning. Wait any longer and I’ll have people yelling at me to get up, so I’d best get on with things.

I get out of bed and start to pull out some clothes for the day. My room is rather small; a bed, a dresser, a desk and chair, a small closet, and hardly enough floor space for much of anything else. With 3 sisters, I naturally wound up with the smallest bedroom being the only boy. My older sister, Anne, got her choice of rooms being the oldest, and my two younger sisters, Chris and Amy, got the next largest because they shared it, that is until my older sister graduated and gave her room to Amy, opting to move into the basement for the times she comes back home.