This is an entry from my journal written about a year ago…
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So I broke up with my ex forever ago and then the pandemic started so I haven’t been chasing a lot of dick. I was quite leery of doing so with The Cooties floating about and then Governor DeathSantis doing so little and all, but I fired up FB dating to see who was out there. Frankly, I wanted to get my genitals touched and maybe choke on some myself. I got a shitton of likes immediately but one got my attention right away so I Liked him back.
I had mentioned in my profile being a nerdling with a penchant for trees and this lotsyoungerthanme year old incredibly handsome, well built 6’5 Ravenclaw hit me up. He is polite, soft but intelligently spoken, kind and likes the Devil’s lettuce so off I went for an evening of debauchery.