I made my way down the dark and decrepit street, terrified that someone would stop me and pull me into an alley. My large, muscular arms were wrapped around my chest, trying to keep myself slightly warm. I passed by packed bars fully of guys drinking too much than they could handle and yelling at the televisions. I hoped that none of them could see me. Walking in these shorts were humiliating, since my ass cheeks pretty much hanged out.
Eventually I made it to the tattoo parlor, rushing in and closing the door behind. Although open for business, there was only one man inside. He was a tall and hefty ginger with a shaved head and a long, thick beard.
“So, you’re the jock, huh? The limp dick poser who’s going to be my canvas,” he said as he looked me up and down.
“Y… yes sir,” I said meekly.
“Good,” he grinned. “Sit your ass down in a chair and get comfortable.”
I walked over to one of the chairs, trying to calm myself down in this hazardous environment. “So… what… what ideas do you have in mind,” I asked him as he sat by my side.