I don’t believe in magic but… [MF]

I don’t believe in magic.

I’ve never believed in magic either but last year’s Halloween something happened that’s left me with major doubts. I had just left work and stopped at my neighbor’s for a visit. He was throwing a costume party. I have mild epilepsy and although my meds reduce the frequency and impact of the seizures, they had run out the day before and I’d forgotten to refill and had a pretty bad attack that morning which had left me all out of sorts. As far as the party was concerned I’d make a short appearance before heading to my place next door. I didn’t even bother with a costume. I claimed to be going as Michael Scott from The Office. As I’m seated on the sofa this girl next to me asks me to pass her some peanuts. She’s got this cute red and black costume on with green wings. Curious I ask her what she is and she says, “I’m a fairy.”

“Like a fairy god-mother?”

“Not yet there working on it. Maybe just a fairy friend.”

“Do you have any magic my fairy friend?” I ask.

Speculation [str8]

“So did you hear what that footballer said?” Anna started to Catherine.

“No. What?” said Catherine.

“That coaching with Guardiola is better than sex.”

“What?” Catherine shot hotly.

“Coaching with Guardiola is better than sex,” said Anna.

“What’s a Guardiola?” asked Catherine.

“He’s a football coach supposed to be one of the best.”

“Well, he can’t be that good. That boy is just doing it wrong.” Catherine replied. She returned to focus on her magazine.

“This offends you?” Asked Anna.

“It’s a disrespectful thing to say. I bet the guy who said it has a girlfriend or something. Imagine that. Going to your man and labouring hard on his dick to be told that your pussy can’t compare to the lip service he gets at work. From his boss no less.”

“What if Mark had said that?”