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Whoroscopes [Parody? Poetry?] [Birthday Sex]

A perfect summer night. The neighbors are gone. The moon’s nearly full. It’s time to take a risk, Gemini!

A friend’s having a birthday, and you know best how to light their sparkler.

Start the evening with his favorite ritual – movie night! Leave a tee in the freezer so your nipples are tight and cool when he presses play. Little licks turn to big licks turn to a most devious plot. You’ve already got him conditioned to go hard for horror.

Nothing strokes your (ahem) *Leo* as much as being underdressed outside. Suck him gently, let your throat relax and flex against him. When he’s ready to burst, take a minute to hydrate before revealing yourself. You know his fantasy – to cum in your mouth – is peanuts (>:3) compared to your dream of taking cash for kisses. Deep, deep, kisses.

Then you’re bareback to midnight, and it isn’t sweat dripping down your thighs, or saliva pooling in your mouth. Say the magic words and grant Cancer’s wish, but you’ll get to blow out the candles. Finish with a big bang, Gemini, you’ll be glad you did.

Next time; bring a friend!

Walking After Midnight (Exhibitionism)

Summer makes me frisky. Might be the Celtic blood in my veins, but I dream ~~daily~~ hourly about running naked through soft grass and letting the night breeze rustle my bush for once.

Unfortunately, I live in a pretty little neighborhood in a decently sized city. This means I’m limited in my options to satisfy that wild streak.

It started as walking into my backyard at night, fully nude. The back porch is hidden from the street, and as long as I keep the light off, it’s dark enough that the neighbors won’t see if they peek. Not that they do, they’re in bed at a decent time. Still, I’m careful and never stay outside for more than a minute or two. It made my heart beat fast and my nipples hard and my pussy so wet and slick.

But I can’t walk down the street with nothing on but my tattoos, so I’ve started trying out the next best thing. Read more »

I conditioned my boyfriend to get hard for horror movies part 3

Just a little story from tonight.

Typically he doesn’t touch me while I suck on him. I don’t mind really; it lets me focus on the themes in a gory movie while he tries his best not to throat-fuck me too roughly. Maybe it’s an unhealthy obsessions with sex and death, but it is what it is. Porn is fine, but if you want me wet and hot and horny, put on something gruesome.

Tonight I must have gotten him revved up with pointing out the cutest boys in the film. He likes playing the cuckold, but I haven’t found anyone else willing to watch a man get torn in two while I lick his shaft like an ice cream cone. Make me a little sad – I’ve got all these holes and no one to fill them!

Tonight BF had me do something a little different, and I couldn’t be more delighted. He asked me to sit on his dick while we watched for a while, and of course I had to be a tease about it. I found out if I leaned forward, I could rub my clit on the head of his cock. Once I finally let him inside (bareback, of course – the benefits of HRT!), he was gripping my hips to try and make me move. Or keep me still – it was hard to tell. He knows not to cum inside either way. Read more »

I conditioned my boyfriend to get hard for horror movies, part 2

If you missed it the last time, I had described a “Netflix and chill” session that mixed deep, slow blowjobs with gory horror movies. {{And if you missed the update, I’m FtM!)

I wanted to share a different game that I play to keep the fun going.

I call it “Just the Tip”. What I try to do is cause the biggest reaction with the tiniest bit of contact. If there’s a romantic subplot in the film, I’ll mimic the make-out session. If it wasn’t cock, it wouldn’t get more than a pg-13 rating. Just a little tongue. maybe a little more? Then just the tip as I trace letters across the head.

It’s more difficult than the previous game, “How Close?”. My natural instinct is to lay back and spread ’em, so I try to suck cock like I’m happy to be there. But sometimes he needs me to slow down, so “Just the Tip” is great for perfecting my foreplay. Read more »

I conditioned my boyfriend to get hard for horror movies

He likes edging and I like to keep sex casual, so I took “Netflix and chill” and ran with it. One of us – usually me – will pick out a scary movie and turn the lights out.

I then spend the next two hours or so perfecting my blowjob skills.

Typically, I start out slow. He sits back on the couch and I lay on my side with my head in his lap, so he can feel me breathing on him. Kiss the shaft until he’s erect, use just the tip of my tongue below the head of his cock. I try to tease him for about twenty minutes, just using my lips and my hand.

If the movie’s a good one, I’ll want to pay attention, and the easiest way is to fill up my mouth so I don’t try to talk. By this time I’ve tamed my gag reflex – it can be a sensitive one – so I can just swallow him up and suck. Gentle, just a little pressure, and interspaced with breaks for me to lick his cock in long sweeps, or rub the head against my lips. He especially likes it when I drum his shaft over my open mouth, but I have to be careful or he’ll smear my glasses. Read more »