The day was hot, but not as hot as the burning passion that engulfed Grimace as he walked into the Golden Arches of discovery that summer day. It was a slow one, with the current top 40 hits playing on a seemingly endless loop, “Motherfucker, how long ’till my shift ends?!”, Ronald asked himself, checking the clock for what felt like the 30th time this hour.
His whole world changed when Grimace walked in, at first it was just a leap of his heart, then he knew he had to get some of that sweeeeeet purple stuff, RIGHT NOW.
Without either of them saying a word, Ronald jumped over the counter, his sudden attraction giving him the strength and agility of an Olympian. All Grimace could manage was a small blush before he was dragged into the break room for some customer service.
Ronald shut the door behind them and pressed Grimace against a wall, kissing him and whispering softly into his ear, “I want you”.
Grimace’s dreams had finally come true, now was the time, now at last he could confess his love to the clerk he’d spent many a night fantasizing about.