This place really is the best. Locally sourced organic ingredients prepared by the most skilled chefs in the region means nobody else comes close. Four stars. James looks dashing in his fancy rented tuxedo, top hat, and monocle. Like a sexy Monopoly Man without the mustache. Maggie is absolutely stunning in her new dress. It’s perfect. Elegant and flowing with plenty of room to hide her tail taped to her leg, it is just the right amount of revealing on top. Any more so and the effect would be ruined. With a fancy hat and mesh veil to hide her ears, it’s the perfect disguise. Nobody would ever guess she is a pet. The disguises would be more effective if they were more subtle but where’s the fun in that? They own this room.
Maggie vibrates with excitement as dinner is served. Caviar and escargot with champagne doesn’t appeal to James but Maggie loves it and that makes it worth the exorbitant cost. These things don’t even occur around here. They probably come from a can. Pet tastes; go figure. Smiling widely, James cuts into his steak while Maggie chows down with perfect manners. It’s not often they get to share a night like this so they savor the time even more than the food.