I woke up to Mary saying, “Jack, Jack, are you awake?”
I said, “I am now. What the fuck time is it? It is dark out.”
Mary said, “It’s 6:30 in the morning. I usually get up at 5:30 for practice, but I sleep in on the weekend.”
I said, “Good for you. I think I’m just going to go back to sleep if that’s okay.”
Mary said, “Entertain me. I’m wide awake and bored.”
I said, “How do I entertain you?”
Mary and I were both naked still. I was on my back and she was laying next to me, with an arm and a leg across me.
“Tell me a dirty story,” Mary said
“A dirty story? I’m not feeling very inspired at this hour. What do you want to hear?” I said.
“Hmmm, what do I want to hear? I never hooked up or had a one night stand. Tell me about a time that you had completely unexpected sex. Like just hooking up with someone you didn’t know,” Mary said.
I said, “I don’t know, I’m barely awake. Can we do this in like an hour?”