Banana Man

The email read: “Hi, I saw your ad and have a request. Can I eat a banana out of your ass? I know it seems really kinky, but I’ve always wanted to do that. I like bananas that are still real firm and kind of green still. Would this be a problem? I understand if you say no.”

Sincerely,

Clark******

I replied with this: “Hey Clark! I would be happy to let you eat a big, firm, kinda green banana out of my ass. I’m free the week of Valentine’s Day. My usual fee is $xxxx and I meet you at a hotel in Dallas. I handle the cost of the accommodation, but you must treat my photographer and I to lunch at the restaurant in the hotel. Oh yeah, I pay for the banana too! Let me know if that week works for you.”

XOXOXO

Lyn Adams