Gotta make dating interesting, or else we end up miserable and frustrated. Dating can seem ultra repetitive, especially if you’re dating some basic bitch or douchebag guy who asks you all the cookie cutter questions: Where did you grow up, did you have any pets and/or siblings, what do you do? Baaaarf.
I like to go right for the juicy stuff, which makes dating fun, but the very real downside is it makes you very endearing. Women think you’re unique, special, funny, interesting and they don’t wanna let you go. But they definitely fall head over heels, which means no trickery and no deception needed. They’ll suck your cock in the car ride home or let you finger them in the tucked away corner of the bar on date one.
But, so long as you’re being honest about your intentions, it’s all good.
I was working on this theory that interesting first dates lead to first date sex. So, I lined up a series of dates. The first date, I went all in, asking strange, silly, goofy questions instead of the boring personal stuff that ends up feeling somewhat scripted if you go on enough dates. I went out with a woman named Sasha and my questions totally caught her off guard.
“You’re really funny,” she said as she slowly sipped her margarita and made eye contact with me. That was the, *let’s get out of here* look. The *I want to fuck your brains out* look.
I took her home and fucked her bent over my sofa. My next thought was, as I plowed my hard cock into her tight pussy, how much could I get away with right off the bat? I spat on her asshole and put a finger inside. She didn’t object as I fingered her asshole, pumping her pussy at the same time, same pace, same rhythm. She moaned as I inserted a second finger in her asshole, opening it, gaping it slightly.
“Yessss,” she whispered. She was super horny — her pussy wasn’t just wet. It was creamy. I pulled my cock from her and told her to take note of how sexy and creamy she was. She looked at my cock and smirked.
“It’s been a while since I’ve been this turned on,” she said as she slid to her knees and sucked and licked her juices from me. I pushed my cock into her mouth with no heads up, no warning, no request for permission. She gagged and sputtered, coughing, slurping, sucking ferociously as I fucked her mouth.
She began to masturbate, bringing herself to orgasm.
I hoisted her up and carried her into my bedroom, where I immediately went down on her, eating her pussy, making her cum not once, but twice in a row. She squirmed backwards, pushing my face away as her clit throbbed in delight.
“Stop,” she said. “Stoppp, I need a second to catch my breath.”
I mounted her and began driving my cock into her, slamming into her petit frame. She squealed with pleasure as she rubbed her clit.
“Fuck,” she moaned. “Fuckkk. Right there. Don’t stop. Right there. OHHH my god you’re going to make me cum again!” She shrieked as I slammed into her over and over and over and over until she couldn’t take it any longer. She exploded, squirting out of control, spraying all over my bedroom wall and soaking my sheets as she held her legs open crying from happiness.
“On your knees,” I barked, curious to see if I could get away with cumming on her face.
With no hesitation, she dragged herself off the bed and looked up at me, her mouth open, tongue out as I emptied myself, shooting three ropes across her face. A fourth spurt of cum landed on her tongue, which she eagerly tasted and swallowed. I stood back and took in my masterpiece. Her face, dripping with sperm, her pussy, dripping with squirt. My walls, my bed, my sheets, totally soaked.
“I haven’t squirted like that in ages,” she said as she leaned against my bed. I half expected her to ask for wet wipes or a towel or something, but instead, she scooped my semen from her face and pushed it into her mouth, swallowing it.
“Did any get in my hair?” she asked.
“No,” I said, looking her over.
“That’s good,” she said with a cute giggle as she stood up and went to the bathroom. She peed with the door open, which was a turn on. I walked out and watched her urinate.
“Hey there,” I said.
“Hey there, yourself,” she said with a wink.
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