I came into a mayo jar and my flatmate had some

This is a throwaway account btw.

I was 18. I just moved into this flat near my uni so that I was close to school. My highschool years put me in a very… adventurous lifestyle. I was basically running a whole prostitution business, with me being the prostitute. I adored cum. I loved my own, I loved another guys, trap’s, shemales, etc. I couldn’t get enough of the stuff. So over a month, whenever I jacked off, I’d release my cum into a 2L bottle (usually an emptied bottle of cock or water, changes every month), then drink it or play with it on the last day. Sadly, this year: I chose a mayo jar.

My flat mate (m) was very hungry on the 31st of October. He had just finished doing his assignment and said he NEEDED a sandwich like his life depended on it. (I had left the bottle downstairs as I was filming myself jack off on snapchat). He got his slices of bread, placed his bologna carefully, and went to grab the mayo. He poured a usual amount of ‘mayo’ onto his sandwich and placed the two slices onto the sandwich.

He took a bite into it, and I saw all the colour and all the emotion get stripped off his face. “Anon?” he said very slowly, “you forgot to tell me the mayo’s expired”. I replied that we had no mayo, while getting up I spotted the mayo jar and had to explain my practices… AFTER i told him to spit out the sandwich. He said he needed some time to process what just happened. He came down a few hours later in his halloween costume and took off without saying a word.

tl;dr= Came into a mayo bottle, roommate thought it was actual mayo, chaos ensues as he takes a bite.

Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/9uqocv/i_came_into_a_mayo_jar_and_my_flatmate_had_some