Woke up hungry and horny as usual, this being a bachelor isn’t all it’s cracked up to be after 20 plus years of marriage, it’s just not as fun as I remember.
Since the divorce it’s been hard to get back into the dating scene. I hate being alone, but I have no idea where to even start anymore.
So I get up brush my teeth, get dressed and head up to my local cafe for breakfast. I walk in sit down say hi to all the regulars, ugh I’m not old enough to be hanging out with these guys but I feel like I’m too old to go to the new hip coffee shop down the street. I just feel so out of place.
The hostess asks what I want to drink, “a large black coffee please.”
She’s adorable barely out out of school, probably younger than my own kids, but I can’t help but watch her bounce around the restaurant.
My mind wanders imagining what she would look like in a bikini, then imagining her flashing me her breasts like that girl in that movie from the 80’s.
I’m suddenly snapped out of my daydream.
“do you know what you’d like to order, or should I give you a few more minutes?”
Not taking my eyes off the pretty young hostess, “I’d like my usual please.”
After a moment of silence I hear, “well I’m new here so not sure what that is.”
I look up to see this beautiful woman standing in front of me, mid 30’s dirty blonde hair green eyes that just sparkle and a beautiful smile.
“I’m sorry I thought you were Sue.”
“She’s off on maternity leave, I’m Amy.”
“Hi Amy, I’m Rodney nice to meet you, sorry I didn’t think Sue was going on leave till next week.”
“I guess the Dr. said otherwise.”
“Ok I hope everything is ok?” “I’ll have the farmer’s omelette please with extra green peppers and wheat toast please.”
“I think it’s just a precaution I’m sure her and the baby are fine, I’ll get this order right in for you Rod.”
As she walks away I can’t help but to take in her sway and her tight little waitress uniform, something rather sexy about how it hangs on her. I wonder for a moment what’s underneath.
As I sip my coffee and watch the cute little hostess bounce around the room filling up everyone’s coffee my mind starts to wander again, and my cock begins to grow. I’m so focused on the pretty young hostess. I don’t see Amy bring my food as I adjust myself in my pants.
“One farmers omelette extra green peppers” she says as she drops the plate in front of me.
“Thanks” I say with out looking up.
“You know she’s young enough to be your daughter right?”
Damn, I’m busted! I blush, then look up. “Yeah I know, it’s just been a minute since…well you know.”
“It’s ok I’m just busting your balls a bit darling I get it she’s hot. I’d love to have a body like that again.”
“We’ll from what I can see your body looks pretty amazing , your husband is very lucky”
She blushes a bit, bites her bottom lip. “Aww well thank you darlin, but can I tell you a little secret?” “I don’t have a husband.”
“Im sorry I saw the ring I assumed you did, didn’t mean to offend. Your wife is very fortunate.”
“I’m not married silly to a man or a woman I have this on to keep guys from hitting on me, although it didn’t stop you. I’ll be back to check on ya in a bit.”
I eat my breakfast but my mind is not on the food in front of me, so much so I don’t even remember taking a single bite. Just then the cute little hostess shows up…
“Refill? I’m Jessica by the way, I see you in here all the time I thought it was time to introduce myself.”
“I’m Rodney, Jessica nice to finally be formally introduced.”
“Oh I know Amy told me.” She says with a giggle. Bouncing off she seems to be shaking her ass just a little bit more than before. Nah it’s just my imagination.
I finish my breakfast and Amy comes to my table. “Can I get you anything else? Coffee, tea, or me?” She says with a giggle and a smile.
“I’ll take you and Jessica for dessert please, can I get that to go?” I chuckle as I say this, she blushes and says…
“Ok that will be right up.” As she bounces away, I see her stop and whisper something to Jessica.
Oh shit I think, I’ve opened my big mouth now I’ll never be able to come back here again. I go up to pay the bill I can’t even look Jessica in the eye, she hands me the receipt I slide it in my pocket and hurry out the door, before I embarrass myself anymore.
End of part 1
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/11mmph0/breakfast_and_desert_pt_1
Great start…….
Updateme
Updateme!
The ring wearing is a thing. Helps if you’re a duo hitchhiking, too!
(I think you meant “dessert?” If you have breakfast in the desert please remember sunscreen! :P)