The sauna cliché and our workaround

True Story

My wife and I have two young kids, which currently keep us from having more than a night away.

For the first weekend in a long time I planned a retreat weekend with my wife **alone**. We left the kids with family and drove two hours away to a spa hotel with everything included so nothing but relax.

Soon after arriving in the early friday afternoon, checking in and unpacking, we went straight to the dining room where cake and tea/coffee was served.

There was a big sigh coming out of both of us as it was just quiet. We talked all night long and decided to relax and catch up on sleep.

This might have bored you, but was necessary to understand our situation.

The next day was planned with spa sessions. After a good night sleep, lots of cuddling and breakfast we went for a short walk and decided to visit the spa in the early morning.

My wife put on the black bikini that I loved so much. She chose that one on purpose. I knew that there wouldn’t be any hot and intense lovemaking as we wanted to try the slow sex approach, but just maybe…

As the pool wasn’t heated we went straight for the sauna building.

We are alone. Now I often make comments that I would never follow through. But the following one stuck.

While checking out the surroundings I made the remark how unrealistic it is in porn, that they have sex in saunas, but wonder if it would work better to give some oral pleasure.

The look she gave me signaled one thing: “I dare you”.

We sat down in the sauna room and began our freshly showered sweating session. The problem is that the 15 minutes just dont want to pass if you’re just sitting there. When I glanced over to my wife’ naked body I asked her how we would ensure, that we wouldn’t get caught. We checked out some angles. After we finally decided on a position, we looked in each others eyes – I usually don’t like to fondle in public places, but my wife instantly gets a smirk when thinking about it.

There I was, turning to the side, sliding my arms under my wife’s legs and slowly pushing her thighs apart, slowly approached with my lips, preparing the inevitable touch with a soft breath. There was no doubt, that the mere thought of having me pleasure my wife was getting her ready in all the right spots. I started with some soft kisses around her vagina, carefully working towards the top and kissing her clit. Her breathing got heavier.
From there my lips traveled to her lower end where I started following her labia with my tongue. First the left side, then all the way on the right side. After that I put the tip of my tongue on the lower edge where her labias meet, let my tongue loosen up and slowly trace the whole way up until it meets her clit. The heavy breathing got instantly replaced by a loud moan.
Unfortunately this was the moment where we heard the buildings main door open. The hotel crew came to start heating other sauna rooms and setting stuff up. We quickly fumbled around. The 15min were almost over so we got up to take the cold shower before laying down in the resting area.

We had a good laugh while resting and cuddling below a big blanket and talked for a bi. After the crew left we headed in for a second round of sweating. There was already a second couple coming into the building so we couldn’t get any more action in. It felt like an eternity before going to the next cold shower.

Again, we cuddled on the big hanging chairs with our bath robes and covered by a huge blanket.
We were alone, as the other couple was in the sauna. My wife just smiled at me. I knew that she was looking forward to a second round.
This is when I asked her if I should continue. She looked at me confused. So I wet my fingers and put them below the blanket and under her bathrobe.
I mimicked my previous tongue-moves with my fingers. Slowly from the outside inwards.
It was an amazing feeling as it was still somewhat cold but quickly warming up.

She nodded when I calmly asked I should go on.
We didn’t bother much when the second couple entered the resting area. My wife wanted to press her thighs together but I stayed cool. There was no way anybody noticed what was going on below all the robes and blanket.

We kept on casually talking with a very soft voice while I carefully worked on my wife’s parts. As soon as she finished here sentence though I’d stick in a finger to get some of that fine juices.
Her sentences got shorter and the combination of her kisses, warm breath and heavy breathing pushed me to keep going. I knew that it wouldn’t take much to push her over the edge, but our sauna neighbors would definitely notice once my wife would have her squirming climax.

The couple got up and left.
My wife looked at me.
I whispered in her ear: “I’m going to make you cum now”
Our lips locked, her tongue pushed mine.
My fingers applied more pressure.
She moaned, quietly.
For a final push I put two of my fingers inside her while rubbing her clit with my other hand. Now anybody would notice, but we were alone.
She grabbed my head while I just kept going. The sensation of her vagina pumping and clenching around my fingers told me all I need to know.
My wife was now relaxed.

Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/1087t2d/the_sauna_cliché_and_our_workaround