A Horny Preface to our Website

This site does not pursue any financial interests. It stands out from what feels like 90% of the sites with dressed-up hobby hookers who hope to easily earn money via Onlyfans, Fansly and similar scam sites.

The old vintage pictures and drawings shown are a homage to times gone by. Old treasures are being unearthed that deserve not to fall victim to oblivion.

BUT! There is the subreddit r/unserSexlife, which only shows some of our pictures. The channel is private and we need to allow visitors to use it. If you write to us kindly, you can take a look at our smut! The pictures are private photos from our long erotic life. Due to certain reasons, which are due to Reddit, we have published only a few pictures.

We can only recommend every couple to emulate us. The first day of school, communion or confirmation, wedding etc. is recorded in picture or sound in every household. Why not a nice fuck, wanking together or a horny scene with voyeuristic cockteasing? Supplement your wedding photos with a photo series in hot underwear or completely naked obscene positions unser your wedding dress. A photo where the bride is licked in her white or the best man is sucked off by her is definetly an eye catcher. Don’t set any limits to your imagination! We didn’t have a digicam back then – but we did have a black-and-white laboratory. Therefore many pictures are in black&white. The few color images from this period were (expensive) slides or, later, still images from videos of poor quality.

Such a photo session is very erotic! Don’t overdo it either. 3-4 times a year is enough. The described experiences, which are told in the three stories, took place in this way and, in retrospect, were really “our life events”. Why are we doing this? Several factors have to come together: An exhibitionistic tendency to show one’s own body, the voyeuristic tendency to enjoy horny poses and the candaulistic tendency (we also had to google it) to show this to others as well. Now you are in the game: do it exactly like this! Enjoy pictures and stories, jerk off – preferably together – or get horny for a photo or fuck session. Have fun! We’re probably the only couple on Reddit that has such awesome, long-running documentation. We are proud of that. We will donate all of our image and video documents to the German Museum of Horniness – once it has been founded.

We also reply to chats if they are level. Note: Cock pics are unwanted turn-offs and Elke is not fuck meat and she’s not a mare. “Hey” or “Hi” are also not a form of proper address. Whoever writes to us should use the word “joy” in the first sentence!!!! Then we know that you have read these lines and then we will reply. We are not interested in sex partners and certainly not in “tributes” or tradings, rather in exchanging experiences and nice communication. Also, Elke doesn’t have to face-sit because we have chairs and Elke already knows what a stiff cock looks like by now. A picture of us ended up on a porn server. That’s why we’ve decided to only allow invitees.

You can also post here. But please no cocks that are just standing around! It should have something to do with us.
P.S. If you post a picture or video where you are jerking off on a picture of Elke, you are welcome to do so.

Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/yxpj0b/a_horny_preface_to_our_website