Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you goon away?
Watching porn on your phone as you lay
What are you at getting so blue balled?
Do you even know what orgasms are called?
I love the look of it
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you’re not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
Spirals are fine when it’s once in a while,
They keep you blank with a big smile.
But it’s needy, pathetic and fun
To stare all day until you’re dumb.
It’s so pretty isn’t it?
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Given good swirls, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
Who do you blame when your sub is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the sub is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who’s to blame
The mommy and the daddy
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you’re not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
What do you get from a pocket watch?
A swaying head and your IQ down a notch.
Why don’t you try focusing hard?
Or are you just on guard?
You’ll fall … You’ll fall… You’ll fall so deep
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you’re not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/yvlbxo/a_perfect_puzzle_for_you_bdsm_hypno