A Proposition: You game and I spread your legs, pull your panties down, and suck your clit. [M/F, Cunnilingus]

What?

You were expecting something else?

You think I don’t fucking *love* the way your pussy tastes?

You think I won’t drop to my knees right here, spread your legs apart, and nuzzle my beard against your inner thighs?

You think I’m not about to flatten my tongue against that perfect little pearl while you trade turnips or quick-scope noobs or murder all your simulated people by deleting the doors in their houses or whatever?

Fucking **bet**. I know you’re a nerd. A straight-up *slut* for your virtual farm. I don’t care about that. All I care about is lapping that sweet pink slit while you try to concentrate on something else. Give it a shot. We’ll see how long you last.

How long until your hands are running through my hair while my tongue treats your clit like the last ice cream cone on Earth? Don’t worry. I’m not gonna do that doorbell shit. Like I’m a Mormon missionary begging for you to let me in so I can tell you all about the greatness of God. All I care about is the glory of that biblical **pussy**. I’m a glutton for it. And it ain’t gonna be *antediluvian* in this fucking house for long. Know what I’m saying? I’m gonna lick and flick and twirl and tease and dip in and out and all around your gushing little sleeve.

Just try to squirm away. I’ll reach my hands right under your ass and hold you in place. Don’t take this delicious fucking pussy away. Don’t you *dare* interrupt me while I’m doing the Good Lord’s Work. Because a woman unpleasured is a woman scorned. If my beard doesn’t smell like you the rest of the day–if my that piece of shit *Greg* doesn’t say, “Damn, you been tonguefucking your girl again?”–then I’m not gonna be happy.

Fucking **Greg**. A man so devoid of common sense that he thinks his girl is the *one fucking woman* on the planet who comes exclusively from penetrative sex. Poor, poor Greg. While you’re busy dripping down my chin and holding a pillow to your face, his girl is scrolling through Instagram while he jackhammers her from behind.

Don’t be afraid to scream, honey. Can I call you honey? I wanna be respectful while I’ve got your plush thighs squeezing my cheekbones. Anyway, *babe*, don’t be shy. I want the neighbors to hear what *real* pleasure sounds like. Not that fake Pornhub shit. Like a hyena stuck in a washing machine. Some bored starlet forgetting she’s supposed to be *acting*. Nope. Not when I’m around.

You think it doesn’t make me hard as a slab of fucking granite when you try to squirm away? I’ve got my cock in one hand while my other is two-fingers deep. Not fingerblasting. Nope. I’m not a noob, not like all those ignorant pricks you murder in your games. Two fingers pressing down so you can *squeeze* against me and feel full while I slobber across your hood.

Give me that grool, girl. I’m coming to take it. Just lean back and enjoy the way I do this oral massage. I’ll graze and munch and kiss and beckon. You just relax.

Now spread your fucking legs and **game**.

Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/x7lthd/a_proposition_you_game_and_i_spread_your_legs