A perfect summer night. The neighbors are gone. The moon’s nearly full. It’s time to take a risk, Gemini!
A friend’s having a birthday, and you know best how to light their sparkler.
Start the evening with his favorite ritual – movie night! Leave a tee in the freezer so your nipples are tight and cool when he presses play. Little licks turn to big licks turn to a most devious plot. You’ve already got him conditioned to go hard for horror.
Nothing strokes your (ahem) *Leo* as much as being underdressed outside. Suck him gently, let your throat relax and flex against him. When he’s ready to burst, take a minute to hydrate before revealing yourself. You know his fantasy – to cum in your mouth – is peanuts (>:3) compared to your dream of taking cash for kisses. Deep, deep, kisses.
Then you’re bareback to midnight, and it isn’t sweat dripping down your thighs, or saliva pooling in your mouth. Say the magic words and grant Cancer’s wish, but you’ll get to blow out the candles. Finish with a big bang, Gemini, you’ll be glad you did.
Next time; bring a friend!
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/vvlunx/whoroscopes_parody_poetry_birthday_sex