mmmmfF The employee retention holes 5/x

Jane wakes up Monday, sore and exhausted, but also excited for her career prospects, and maybe enjoying all the sex more than she wants to admit. “Ok, I can do this” she says, “the new assistant arrives late tonight; 5’5, 32d, 24, 27; nice and top-heavy, yes, cute, too, from the photo, but also, the fact that the boss mentioned the measurements indicates she can, uh, help with more than paperwork.”

As Jane steps out of the shower, she gets a call. “Yeah. Ok, I can be ready for that. wait what? are you kidding? this is the HR department you’re talking about! Oh, Yeah, that makes sense. sure, I can make that happen.”

Apparently she’s getting the promotion early. Conditional, of course, on continued performance of the whole department, but she’s now the chief human resources officer for the west coast, and unofficially, she’s in charge of performance for the engineering team; Her pay raise is immediate, and they’re paying out a large bonus now; the bonus will be clawed back, and she will be fired if the engineering team doesn’t meet it’s targets,

But the man who previously held the position, and his immediate team, all know what she did. They want a ‘severance package’ before they leave. She was told she wouldn’t be able to make them wear condoms this time; They negotiated hard, and that’s what they wanted in exchange for not talking about /how/ she met her goals, and the boss had negotiated that they all needed to get tested, first. He was a good CEO.

Jane smiles to herself, looking at herself in the mirror as she dries off; her soft, pale skin, pert breasts and white hips have just paid off all her student loans, and given her a down payment on a house. And… she giggled a bit. Perhaps she was enjoying the idea of getting filled with cum again.

Jane took the time to dress carefully today; she started with the black, lacy garter belt and stockings; skipping underwear in favor of a skirt that was just on the edge of too short for the office. She then put on lacy black bra and a nice white blouse. She unbuttoned the top three buttons; Every man in that office, after all, had his dick in her in the last two weeks, and the guests would soon, too. She put on her thick-framed glasses today, and sensible pumps, then carefully did her makeup and set off for work.

On arriving, everyone was busy. QA reported 1/4th the usual bugs in the Ocelot product, and were busily setting up the release. It was 9:00, and the office was full. The engineers never showed up before 10. All eyes were on her as she entered; She could see so much lust, but clearly, her workers were also trying to work hard. They knew the score as well as she did.

Jane decided that she would spend the morning devising a new performance evaluation system; The recruiters were starting to get calls from engineers at other companies who were willing to come to Applied Dynamics at a pay cut, so word was getting around that this was a good place to work. (Jane still wondered what, if any, the consequences of this becoming an open secret would be.)

When she arrived at her office, Jane found Bill from IT in her chair, his boots resting on her desk. “Get your feet off my desk!” she demanded.

Bill chuckled, and slowly put his feet on the floor. “You know” he said, “The conference rooms have cameras. I have footage of you getting fucked every six ways to sunday. I’ll release it on the web, if you don’t give me a 50% raise. Everyone will know.”

Jane knew that an IT person you can’t trust is worth less than nothing. An IT person you can’t trust is a huge liability. She picked up the phone. “Yeah, it’s me. Yeah. it’s about Bill Johnson from IT. Terminate his access to all company resources /now/.” “Now wait!” said Bill, “I have a process that will release the tape this Friday if I don’t stop it! even if you kill me, the truth will be known!” Jane scoffed. Sure, sure, she was going to fire the asshole and give him bad references, but kill him? Jane hung up the phone and picked it up again “Yeah, terminate Bill Johnson’s employment, effective immediately. Yeah. No, no severance. Yes, with cause. If he files for unemployment, fight it.” “Yeah, Send security up to my office to escort him off the premises.” Bill continued to sputter and bluster, but Jane just kept making calls. “Yeah, public relations? Yeah. oh, uh, you know that thing I said might get out? Yeah, there’s a tape.” “Yeah, I know, someone screwed up. It’s going to be released friday.” “I’ll try, but I don’t think we can stop it.” “I don’t know. You’re public relations. Cast doubt on the authenticity of the tape or something. Make it look like a fake.” “What? huh. I don’t know if I can get you a copy before it releases. I’ll have IT look into it and get back to you”

Bill, his plan in ruins, is still trying to make a deal. “I’ll stop the release, I will, just don’t fire me. ” Coolly, Jane replied “Stop the release, and I won’t tell the HR departments at other companies what happened. You know, HR workers have a whisper network, just like IT does.” Bob turns pale, as security arrives to escort him off the premises.

Jane smiled. This was going to get out sooner or later; Public relations just needed to keep it at a ‘plausibly deniable’ level; It was good that she had given them a week, and it was good that she had kept her cool and maintained the hierarchy. She might allow these men to use her as a fleshlight, as a relief hole, but ultimately, she was still the boss, and could fire any one of them.

The troubling thing, though, was IT. All her focus, all her incentives were on engineering, on the developers. It, well, IT was like maintenance. They were important, sure; they kept the infrastructure running (and maintained the security cameras) – but clearly, Applied dynamics had a rot in it’s IT department; a rot Jane would have to cut out.

But not today! The phone rang. “Oh, yes. Ok, sure. Yeah, send them up. ” It was the HR team she was replacing. They wanted their severance package. Jane smiled a bit; “Oh, hello Mr. Wilson” she said, as her old boss slipped through the door, followed by his four immediate reports, all of whom she was replacing. She thought for a moment about who she would replace them with; Surely corporate wouldn’t reduce her headcount now that things were going so well.

Wilson coughed. “So, uh, I was told” Jane cut him off. “No need to be nervous, Mr Wilson,” she smiled and shifted her hips seductively, “I’m at your disposal” she winked, “Well, until 9pm” Jane had to pick up her new Assistant at 9:30; Erin.

The executives stared. I mean, they knew what was happening, but it was hard to believe; Jane stepped towards Mr wilson, took his hand and put it in her shirt. “Would you like to have me here in my office? Or should we go somewhere else?”

The office was private, of course, for HR conversations. No cameras in here. But it was also pretty small; the air was heavy with anticipation, but also just with the smells of five men, and one increasingly excited woman.

Jane had to move very little to touch each of the men. They all had pretty obvious erections at this point, their suit pants were straining to contain the members. Jim, a man who had followed Mr. Wilson through three companies, put his hand on Jane’s leg, and slid it up under her skirt. His eyes got big when he found she wasn’t wearing any underwear.

Mr. Wilson cleared his throat, withdrew his hand, and said “Sit on the desk. Yes, like that. Lift up your skirt; oh yes” “Happy retirement!” was written up the inside of one leg and down the other. “going-away gift” was written with an arrow directly towards her dripping cunt. Pausing for a moment to take this in, Wilson moved forward, unzipping his pants, and slid his turgid cock into her now quite well-lubricated cunt.

Jane relished the feeling of her former boss; who’s job she now has, pumping away at her exposed pussy. “Oh, Oh, Yes” she said; Wilson didn’t last more than sixty seconds; exploding deep inside of Jane, who made a short, disappointed noise, but then smiled, “Hey, here, you’re all messy, let me clean you off” She got off the desk and on her knees, semen spilling out of her cunt as she began to lick their mingled juices off of Wilson’s cock. “I’ll take good care of your company,” she said, “I promise”

Jim asked “Ok, boss, I know you wanted to go first. Can the boys and I have a turn now?” Wilson just nodded and the other four men were on Jane all at once; touching, pulling, untucking; Jane was unzipping every fly that came within grabbing distance, sucking every cock; Jim took a moment to hand a condom to one of the other men “Oh, he didn’t have time to take the test yet. ” Jane smiled. She needed to institute a weekly testing policy; cum was good, but… and then the thought was driven from her mind as the man with the condom lifted her legs up, and using a big glob of his boss’ sperm for lube, penetrated her tight asshole. “Oh, Oh!” “Is that cool?” he asked, “I guess they didn’t specify, but I can never cum with a condom except when it’s anal.” Jane was shocked for a moment, and the man stopped, his condom-covered cock half-impaling her asshole. “Oh” she regained some measure of control. “Oh, yeah, that’s okay. Don’t put it in my pussy without changing the condom, though.” she laughed. “Actually, that gives me an idea, here, switch places with me.” The main laid down on the desk, his condom-covered cock pointing at the ceiling, and Jane got on top of him; Her back to his face, she lowered herself, skewering her asshole, and bouncing a few times. “I’ve never been, uh, airtight” she giggled, “Here, I need someone in my pussy, and someone else in my mouth. ” They obliged; fucking her like some sort of three-piston engine.

Jim was in her pussy, and he came first, and was replaced by the fourth man; Jane didn’t remember his name; he seemed unremarkable, but he had an absolutely huge uncut cock. I mean, people compare cocks to coke cans; this one was more like one of those oversized ‘monster energy’ things. “MmMF” she said, “Christ, glug” “Glugh that’s huge” The man stopped. “Should I stop?” “Mmmf” “Glug” “Gug Fuck no. Put it in me” she says as she momentarily comes up for breath.

The beast of a cock presses up against her opening, stopping, for a moment, the stream of semen dripping out and on to the desk. “MMMF” jane says, as she spreads her legs and bucks her hips; She’s impaled on three cocks, the one in her ass feels huge, ’cause it has been… three years since she’s been fucked that way, and the one in her cunt feels huge because it’s a goddamn baseball bat. Jane has never felt so… filled. As the man’s syncopated straining become a bit more even, his thrusts push her body forward, and thus the cock of his co-worker further down her throat; The cock in her mouth shudders and deposits a healthy load at the back of her throat. “Fuck” he says, “That was the best severance ever.”

The man in her ass grunts, and she can feel the pulse of his ejaculation, which causes her to orgasim, which sets off the giant in her cunt, absolutely flooding her. “Hey” he says after a moment, “I know you won’t be able to fit this in your mouth, but can you clean it off for me?

Having successfully finished, at least the first round, Jane gets on her knees and takes the softening giant in her hands and begins to lick it clean; this is enough to wake Jim, who got behind Jane, lifted her skirt, and put his cock into her gaping cunt. “Fuck” he said, “How are you so tight after /that/” he said.

After everyone had a second turn, Mr. Wilson looked at his watch. “5pm. We have four more hours, but we should get something to eat and drink. Let’s take her to the club”

Jane didn’t know what club they meant, but “As long as I’m back by 9” she says.

The club turned out to be the local golf club. The sort of place your grandpa would take people to try to impress them. They had a good bartender, though; not many could make a decent negroni. They laughed and drank and ate and throughout the meal, they are all getting more and more handsy. The place isn’t busy, just a few old men having a weeknight meal at the golf course, but the beautiful woman with matted hair and what could only be semen soaking through her skirt, getting groped by a group of men in suits this is getting some stares. After another drink, Jane actually gets under the table and starts sucking off wilson, while rubbing the cocks of the man on each side.

Jane hears a different voice talking, a voice she doesn’t recognize. She doesn’t hear all of it, but something about “if you didn’t bring enough for the whole class…” and drunken laughter. Wilson tells her to get out from under the table, then lifts her up on to the table, lifting her skirt. The old men start to line up, and Jim starts handing out condoms. Jane, being a little cock-drunk and a lot drunk-drunk seems to be enjoying herself, smiling at the first old man starts fucking her; he’s got to be at least 70, but the plumbing still works. Another man wants a picture, and Jane shakes her head. Wilson, ever the negotiator, points out he can hide her face; flipping the table cloth over, her head. everyone pulls out their phone and starts filming this country club train. everyone in the room takes a turn, even the bartender; the men who can’t get it up, and there were more than a few, instead fingered her. some of them were actually quite good; Jane lost count after four orgasms.

“Wait, wait” says Jane, “What time is it?” “9:45” “Fuck. 9:00, I’m late;” Jane took some napkins and tried to clean up a bit; she brushed off what had to be twenty condoms that were on her stomach and breasts, and then wiped off as much of the cum as she could with napkins. Buttoning her shirt and straightening her skirt, she called for an uber.

As she was waiting, her former boss and co-workers sent her pictures and videos; One photo was of her, legs up, face covered with the tablecloth, with fifteen rather full condoms on her chest, oozing semen all over the place, while a man who had to be at least 80 was fucking her gaped cunt.

“Shit, hangon” the uber driver said as he showed up. She ordered the more expensive tier, so it was a nice car, and the driver was well-dressed. He got out and took a towel from the trunk. “Oh thank you” said Jane, “Oh, it’s not for you; it’s so you don’t get any of that sauce on my upholstery. Here, I have another, this one is for you.” ” Jane laughed at the casual objectification. “The airport?” “Yeah, international arrivals”

Erin is standing at the corner in a sensible blouse and a skirt that is rather too short, by American standards, at least. Jane has heard that the standards in asia as to the amount of cleavage and the amount of leg that it was acceptable to show were somewhat reversed.

The car stops and the driver opens the door.

“Hi Erin,” says Jane, ‘I’m Jane, your new boss. I’m sorry I’m late; I had some business to attend to; things got a little out of hand” Erin was wide-eyed; “Did the boss explain to you what I am doing here?” Jane asked as she continued to towel her hair, accidentally finding a full condom she missed. She pocketed it. “I mean, the boss told me your measurements, so I figured he told you what was going on.”

Jane told Erin the whole story. Erin’s eyes just got bigger and bigger; by the end of the story, her eyes were like some exaggerated anime characters. The car was silent but for the engine noise. Jane was beginning to worry that she had misread corporate intention, and that this cute thing was actually just there to help with the paperwork. But then Erin spoke. “Your pussy must be very sore. Would you like me to lick it?”

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