I’ll make you squall all sprawled out
Drawn like a French girl I’m all about
going down, falling for you like the unsinkable ship
Gonna drown on all your unthinkable drip
Don’t slip, the floor is wet as I’m going all in
I’ll flip you, then I’ll whip you, you’re seeing red like Stalin
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Unforgettable, the things I’ll do to your anatomy
Unregrettable, even though what we do is deviled blasphemy
Unforeseeable, even in your wildest fantasy
Inconceivable because I’m speaking so mild and casually
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Your ass will be in agony
the only casualty, filled your cavity, practically nasty, scantily trashy, actually ghastly cuz my kids will enter you like a poltergeist
Jesus Christ, my dick is your savior; I will sacrifice your pussy precisely,
Like a surgeon concisely operating my blade demonstrating my abilities..
Activities with me, and you won’t be walking straight with stability
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But you had an epiphany; possibilities are endless when you give in to futility
Countless dudes have used their utilities in vain, leaving you with a dick deficiency
That’s where I come in with my chivalry, capably give you your fix
The fallacy of the galaxy is to preserve chastity until you need your deserved kicks
To get your rocks off, to shoot your shot, explosions of euphoria like a Molotov cocktail; it’s gloriously and ferociously my devotion to get inside you with my Trojan
No confusion with emotions,
No notion of illusion
Just a handwoven omen descending down like a morning dove for you
I just want love; pretending not to think of the impending locomotive I will run on you..
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In conclusion, my unnerving attempt at parody is my way of saying you are deserving more than what you’ve apparently had.
They weren’t inherently bad, just ordinarily sad men thinking they caught their catch.
Scratch that, you aren’t some shoulder patch to be worn as a medal by some *loser*.
Us as a match means you didn’t settle and improves your future
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Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/qit7p8/emotionally_prude_sexually_crude