A plastic tumbleweed was tumbling towards Emperor Sasuke in the dusty mess of His apartment. He had reached Godhood after being a wizard for so long and being unable to comprehend that a sex toy cannot be fucked without putting on lube all over His dick. At this point, not a single vagina would approach Him. His mouth would vacuum the dust floating in the stale air of His dusty apartment and would shoot back a flurry of bullets that formed a bullet curtain that protected His penis.
“Fellow citizens of the dusty dune, I have remained here to express my concern about a dream I had yesterday.” announced Sasuke. “I dreamed that a gender-swapped Naruto would threaten my virginity. We must be on the look out for such a dangerous creature and exterminate it before it desecrates the Holy Land.”
“Whirr!” replied the dust exhaled from Sasuke’s mouth.
All of a sudden, to His horror, a gender-swapped Naruto appeared before Him. The monster was completely naked and had soft fox fur all over its body. His trusty servants started whirling about as to create an impenetrable fortress of bullets around His penis, but unfortunately the monster that was gender-swapped Naruto proved to be too much of a formidable foe being able to dodge every bullet by barely moving an inch as if his furry avatar was being controlled by a Japanese grandmaster.
“Sasuke, I have come to claim your virginity!” said the gender-swapped monster.
“No, you shall not have your way with me!” yelled Sasuke.
As Naruto approached His penis, Emperor Sasuke kept running backwards while spewing dust at the horny monstrosity. Unfortunately for Sasuke, it wasn’t enough. As he was about to fall prey to this sex demon, Sasuke mustered the strength that was left in His frail body in a last ditch attempt to banish this hoe to the darkness that was permeated in the second hardened dusty layer of His apartment. He slid under His bed which had a lot more dust than any other place in His apartment and tried to spew it back. However, His mouth became so parched from all the dust He had inhaled that He could no longer spit it back. It was then that Naruto’s eyes shone in a menacing red and did the unspeakable. When the deed was done, he left Sasuke trembling on his bed with cum and soft fox fur smeared all over his body. He was no longer a God. He had become a mere mortal in an extremely dusty apartment. The end.
I am home,