[mm] “Urinal Adventure 1” [x-Posted to r/GayWatersports and r/PeeGoneWild)

Hey guys, just a small thing I came up with and wrote down on my phone during a bus ride. Hope you all like this. If you do (or don’t), I appreciate *all* comments. :)

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“Urinal Adventure 1”

There’s one bathroom in my university that isn’t cleaned often – the one in the basement of the art history building. How do I know? I see the same piece of paper towel on the floor every time I walk in – has been for a week now.

So, because this is one of the emptiest buldings in the college (not many students in the major – I only know because I tried to minor in it and didn’t care enough), it’s time to act out one of my favorite fantasies.

It’s 7am – all bathrooms in the university are required to be open by this time. But nobody is here and nobody will be here for a while so I have the place to myself!

I walk into the bathroom and immediately put my backpack into the handicapped stall – there’s a shelf for it and two hooks for sweaters and stuff. I’m only wearing a T-shirt, basketball shorts, and my shoes. My loosest and most comfortable clothes for one of the best days of my life already and I haven’t even done anything yet.

I walk over to the urinals and I find the yellowest one. I step in front of it and stick in my head and take a large sniff.

“Oh fuck…” I moan as my cock instantly hardens and my hand grabs it through my shorts.

The smell of piss and cock is overwhelming. With my head still in the urinal, I pull down my shorts and let my cock out and I stroke it lightly – I don’t want this to end for a long time.

I reach my hand into the urinal and touch some of the yellow stains. I can feel the crustiness of the dried piss and I take my hand and bring it up to my nose.

My fingers smell just like the urinal, and I stick that finger in my mouth, trying to taste the piss. I lick my finger, and I bring it back to the urinal and rub a yellow spot, getting it on my finger more and I suck it again.

There we go! That tastes great!

I stick my head in the urinal and begin licking all the yellow spots. I start slurping and kissing the metal urinal, and I’m loving every second of it.

I statt stroking myself faster, my shorts falling to the ground instead of staying around my knees. I start moving my head around the entire urinal, licking and kissing with no real aim except to be surrounded by the smell and taste of nice piss.

I’ve never felt so free, so good before. I wish I could always do-

*CREAK*

“Please be empty!” A male voice sounds and not one second later, a man looking around my age just comes in and sees me pants down, cock in hand, saliva all over the urinal I was just licking.

He doesn’t say anything as he goes to the urinal closest to the door, preventing my escape, and pulls down his shorts (like mine) to the floor, pointing his cock at the urinal and shoots a small thing of piss before stopping it.

“Heh, I really had to piss, you know? Now, I wanna hold it for you.” He says and used his hand and waves me over.

With my cock still out, I walk over to him. He grabs the hand I first touched the dried piss with and brings it to his cock. I grab onto it, stroking it slightly out of instinct.

“You ever tried real piss before, fresh and warm?” He asks, smiling at me.

“…” I can’t say anything. My voice won’t work.

“Haha, dude, relax. Me and my best friend always drink each other’s piss. It’s okay! Here, try licking where I just sprayed, okay?” He says, pointing to the wet trail in his urinal.

“…O-Okay.” I say nervously, yet my cock has never gone down. As I lean into the urinal, my hand still on his cock too, he grabs my cock the moment my tongue makes contact with the wet trail.

I lick the trail, slurping and kissing it in seconds like I did with the other urinal, losing myself in fresh piss.

I pull back, and I look at him. He is smiling at me, and not in a “I can’t believe this fag” sort of way, but in a way of understanding.

He starts stroking my cock slightly as he begins to speak, “The first time I ever did anything with piss was in a urinal too. Last year, one of the urinals in Alice Building 1st floor was broken and unable to flush. Imagine it – the busiest restroom on campus with a broken urinal – it was so filled with piss it spilled onto the floor. I was there in a rare moment of emptiness and I saw it and I couldn’t help myself as I just slurped up a mouthful and left as I swallowed.” He said, laughing at the memory. I laugh a little too, and I begin stroking his cock like mine.

“So, I get it dude. There is *nothing* to be ashamed of or embarrassed of. After that, I told my best friend, who’s bi, what I did because I practically hated myself, and he told me he was into piss too and just never had ‘the balls’ to do what we did. So we made a deal – we would satisfy all each other’s piss needs. This way it is safe, fun, and in a good environment.” He finishes explaining and he leans in and kisses me before I can react. He just as suddenly pulls away.

“I have a full bladder still. I have an empty water bottle – the reason for my bladder this early in the morning – and instead of licking dried piss, we can get you ready with fresh piss. Sound good? Your choice buddy, but I would like to do this and be your friend.” He says, reaching up and grabbing my nipple through my shirt.

“Yeah, that actually sounds nice.” I say, smiling at him. He lets go of my cock and holds his hand out.

“I’m Max. Nice to meet you!” He says excitedly. I grab his hand back. “I’m Will.” I say, shaking his hand. He kisses me again and walks over to his backpack (which I didn’t even see until now – the trashcan next to the sinks is blocking my view of it).

“Okay, Will. Let’s begin, buddy!”

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I ended it there because the story was about urinals and bathrooms. I might eventually write a sequel, but I just wanted to write a urinal and bathroom story.

Hope you all enjoyed! Please comment your thoughts!

Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/6845pt/mm_urinal_adventure_1_xposted_to_rgaywatersports