Some people have problems, serious problems, typical problems, sexy problems… My problem is I’m always wet.
You’re probably thinking, that’s great though! Yeah yeah, not every girl is a well oiled flesh toy 24/7 but it has its downsides.
Guys, have you ever had that sudden hard on at the worst time? Yeah you know, like in the middle of class right before it ends or at work when that one regular girl walks in who always wears the short dresses and no underwear and always grabs something on the lowest shelf? (Sorry, not sorry lol)
Well, there’s problems for girls when they are, just, always, fucking, WET.
You know how you can ‘adjust’ when things start riding up or get moved around? I can’t do that, when my panties decide to tightly hug right all up between *everything* I can’t adjust that. I can’t just dig in and fix it, cause even if I do, 5 minutes later, I’m getting a tight hug right between my two holes again…
And the chafing, my lips get raw… And that sticky feeling clinging to my clit, like ahhh stop you’re just making it worse!
But the worst part is when it starts to show, sitting down for 5 minutes? Stand up and there’s a wet spot…On my clothes and the chair… People notice, guys are always staring and…I know when they know… They don’t hide it very well.
But you might say, go commando! Kay. Sweet now my inner thighs are sticky with ropes of nectar slipping down them, and that liquid running down the back of my knee into my sock, yeah. You know what that is.
You probably think, you just need to relieve yourself. Well, I do that… In the backroom at work, in the bathroom at school, each morning and night in and out of bed.
And it actually just makes it more obvious because then the scent comes up… Some guys think it’s perfume (bless your souls, really though lol) but then that one guy takes one sniff while standing next to me in line at the store, and looks back with a raised eye brow and a smile. Which just MAKES IT EVEN WETTER.
And the sex. Who needs lube when he’s soaked by just placing his dick on your slit and rubbing it around? And the actual sex, the noises, you can hear them two rooms over (or so my roommate claims lol). It doesn’t help I’m a squirter. I’ve been left in a literal pool of own bodily fluids just marinating while the guy dries himself off.
It’s a real problem, six towels, all soaked through and the bed sheets are still wet. The laundry is absurd, the washer machine must hate me… And not just cause I hug it sometimes when it’s running and leave another drippy mess running down its edge…
Want to wear a bikini bottom? Camel toe galore, every curve just sticking out cause it’s getting wedged up and stuck against my fluids with every step…
And if you happen to be behind me when I’m bending over going to grab some milk, don’t mind the glistening wet peach with a thin piece of fabric that isn’t actually thin and is just crammed up into me barely hiding my slit poking out from under my dress.
I promise, it’s not you, it’s me, with a wet pussy problem…
(And I’m not even gonna go into the medical issues, there’s a reason I always have tissues and antibiotics in my purse…)
Source: reddit.com/r/sexystories/comments/o7gosv/wet_pussy_problems_f_rant
Life can’t be very easy with a condition like that. I get that it’s distracting, uncomfortable and a real hassle to have to deal with. It must be hell at times.
But I have to say that even your ranting, and pointing out how difficult it is to deal with such a problem is erotic. You have a sexy way with words. I don’t know if that skill contributes to your issue or not, but it makes me wonder if there’s perhaps a psychological aspect to your condition. Maybe talking to a therapist would help. Just a thought. I hope you find some healthy relief soon.
Sounds rather fictional. In fact I always envy women for their ability to be ridiculously horny (and wet) without letting everybody else know immediately and unwillingly. The sudden hard on, the unhideble bulge are real world problems ;)
But of course you’re right that you we love to imagine constantly wet and smellable pussies ?
Wish I had that problem ?
I’d be your solicitous helper, always with a soft towel nearby and your salacious admirer, always ready to enjoy that lovely nectar…
Hmm. I know this is fiction but honestly this would be a problem easily fixed with panty liners. ?
The perfect solution is becoming a Freeuse slit obviously
I wish I was always wet
From a dude who gets random boners at basically anything, I get the feeling
I leak tons of precum my pants are soaked all the time. So I feel ya sweetie