The demon lord Sasuke sat defiantly on his throne while glaring at the portal he just summoned. Annoyed at the sight of his huge army being brought to a stand still against a much leaner army, he dressed up in armor and entered the portal. As soon as he joined the battle, he rushed through the enemy lines and killed a thousand of demons in one fell swoop. The enemy army, shocked by the sudden destructive force, froze for a moment. As the dust settled, the demon lord Sasuke boastfully puffed his chest in defiance. Unexpectedly, the enemy army burst in laughter. “Look at this degenerate! What is he even wearing?!” one of the demons said. “I think he’s wearing a bunch of sex slaves. They are somehow strapped to his body through some metallic scraps and weird and unusual magic.” another responded. Three of the sex fairies strapped to Sasuke’s body squirted large streams of foamy white fluids before him, prompting even more laughter. Some of the demons on Sasuke’s side, all too familiar with this embarrassing display, hid their heads in shame. Angry, Sasuke growled in anger; however, having forgotten that he stuffed his mouth with miniature sex fairies earlier, his growl came out in a flurry of high-pitched sex moans, prompting some of the demons from the other side to roll onto the floor laughing. “Hey, what the hell was that!? Did he really stuff his mouth with sex fairies?!? What a fucking autist this guy is!” said a demon. “That’s not even the end of it, look at his forehead. There are sex fairies wearing some safety harnesses on a miniature version of a drop tower on his fucking forehead.” replied another. “Ha ha! You’re right. That’s fucking hilarious.” Some of the sex fairies flustered by all this bullying, collectively shouted through various bullhorns throughout his body in unison. “Hey, stop bullying our master. He’s a very kind man. You will regret it if you keep speaking ill of him!” Even more embarrassed, some of the demons on his side started digging their own graves before killing themselves on the spot. “Hey, let’s go. This is just stupid.” one of the demons in the enemy army said. “Yeah, fuck this.” another replied. The enemy army just walked away and a dejected Sasuke walked back to his palace head down the whole way through. The end.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticstories/comments/npsnek/cringelord