The Journey To Patty’s Cannonz
Living in the pandemic was wearing on the whole,hell lets just say the whole fucking planet. Masks,restrictions,social distancing,Government disputes. Hell the thought of another Revolutionary War wasn’t absurd. Wifey and I started dabbling in becoming amateur porn models. Really Fucking fun. We started trying to record sex outside. With not much success shall I add. Hell we even I’m pretty sure the two old people caught us while wifey was giving me a jaw dropping blowjob. Finally we had ventured to rhe drive in with a good buddy of mine. One of many brothers of our Inside circle a well stitched dysfunctional family. It was the closing weekend. A two and a half day Troma Spectacular. The first three Toxic Avengers,Tales from the crapper, Graduation Day and Croaked Frog From Hell. With live music and themed games throughout the day. Not to mention a nice collection of actors from the movie. Phoebe. Legere was gonna be there. Toxie’s hot ass blind girlfriend. Good lustful memories of that women. What made it even better if anyplace we could most likely get some footage here. We had already had sex there in my land Rover. Fucking hot. People walking by as we bumped uglies under the faint light of the movie. Oh did I mention we were in the back,seats down hatch open. Well Friday night was almost over we had decided to think of where we were gonna film our masterpiece. Saturday afternoon rolled around and well we decided to go find a place and fuck like a haram of wild bunnies. I was gonna miss meeting Phoebe but fuck it. $275.00 for a autograph and a picture don’t forget social distancing yep had to be six feet away. We walked to rhe back of the lot nice wooded area. Found a great little break in the briar bushes that opened up to grass. Perfect. I set up our cameras. All about the angle. We started making out doing some heavy petting. My cock was fucking rock fucking hard. We basically ripped our clothes off however being careful enough we had to wear em out. Wifey was riding me reverse cowgirl. Was amazing. Suddenly a woman’s cussing and the sound of the briar bushes catching clothing interrupted our intense fucking session. I looked up and my eyes couldn’t believe what they saw. It was Phoebe Legere. Oh my she said what did I interrupt. Wifey was just about to roll off me. Phoebe quickly responded oh honey please don’t stop for me. Hell can I watch. Wifey looked at me and said well. Shit I’m down I said so we proceeded it was so hot. That afternoon we accomplished finally we had succeeded a great session recorded outdoors,got caught by a celebrity,the thrill of getting caught,then getting caught was undeniably the best sex I had ever had. We had finally crested the hill it was only beginning. The Journey To Patty’s Cannonz.
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