I beat the fuck out of my dick so goddamn hard that I can’t even feel my left leg. [M] [mast]

Good evening Reddit, this is your boy YodasChick-O-Stick, and about like 30 to 45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so goddamn hard that I can’t even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.